So my wife is pregnant with our first kid…

Okay.  13th week which means I can tell people now.  My wife Angela is pregnant.

Gender

I’m thinking it’s a boy.  The reason is that if you wish for it enough it’ll happen.  Kind of like that movie “The Secret”.  

My wife thinks it’s a girl which is the opposite of boy.  Which in turn, is wrong.

Boy Boy Boy.  We won’t know for sure for a month maybe.

Career path

Well my wife wants him to be in the medical field.  I actually think it’d be neat if he was a tech entrepreneur to make the next TwitTube or Spacebook or something like that.

Possible names

I like Henry.  I also think Benry is a fun name.  Maybe Michael McDonald.  Michael McDonald Balanon is a smoooooooth name.

If it’s a girl, I’d probably name it Kristen or Lady Gaga or something like that.

Was it on accident?

Nay.  We had been trying.  Got scared that the parts weren’t working the first month after it didn’t happen.  2nd month we got it.

How does your wife feel?

She was pretty tired for a few weeks.  Eating normally.  Apparently she was told to avoid sliced meats.  Weird.  Morning sickness minimal.  She doesn’t appear to have gained weight.  Nothing a few chicken nuggets can’t fix.

The first thing you should do when your wife is pregnant is…

Stop.  I know what you’re going to say.  First thing I should do is a start the baby a Twitter account.  Done.  http://twitter.com/babybalanon

When is the baby due?

See:  http://twitter.com/babybalanon/status/22246871337